Total Medals Earned: 673 (From 136 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,590 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/115 points)
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kiss The Girl.
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/80 points)
play as female
play the game as a male
destroy everything
become a master of croquet
slay a demon
slay a dragon
ride a narwhal
Medals Earned: 5/7 (75/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/175 points)
RANK1
RANK2
RANK3
RANK4
Medals Earned: 2/12 (35/355 points)
Win the race on Normal
Graciously lose the race
Find the hidden announcers
Make the race last 10 minutes
Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival
Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival
Win the race on Abnormal
Win the race on Hardcore
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 14/21 (505/825 points)
I can double jump
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
play for 3 hours
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
jump on a wall 20 times
Kill every small enemy
reach space
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 3/10 (55/215 points)
Block an attack
Perform a GOONALITY on Hunter
Let Ross Rhea perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Let Norris perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Let an opponent pass out on his own instead of performing a GOONALITY
Let Hunter perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Perform a GOONALITY on Norris
Perform all of Doug Glatt's special attack moves
Defeat all of your opponents
Perform a GOONALITY on Ross Rhea