Total Medals Earned: 673 (From 136 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,590 Points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (100/435 points)
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/45 points)
Kill that bastard whale
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Ethics anyone?
Get yourself killed
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Went right.
Get a game over.
Use the B power for the first time.
Defeated ki1o.
Bought every item in the Clock Mart
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/495 points)
Win the race on Cherry Mountain!
Win the race on Coastal City!
Beat the race on Neon Good Times!
Complete Cherry Mountain in under 1 minute 20 seconds!
Race through Coastal City in under 2 minutes 20 seconds!
Blaze through Neon Good Times in under 1:55!
Beat the insane time of 1:12 on Cherry Mountain!
Beat the ridiculous time of 2:10 on Coastal City!
Beat the extreme time of 1:50 on Neon Good Times!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Medals Earned: 10/17 (275/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 10 sky divers
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Get the axe.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Try to enter the house.
Pull the switch.
Visit my world wide website.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.